Yeah, you read it right … I am gonna talk about fashion ….. I have dressed up myself as a mop when I was small , so apparently I have every right to talk about fashion….
I am gonna tell y’all some great tips for Summer and I am telling ya , your life will be a paradise 😉
Make sure you always always ALWAYS stay inside your room with your A/C on (who cares about the electricity bill anyway,damn) and always always ALWAYS have your smart phone or any other jazz which allows you into the world of internet with you , they prevent you from the harmful rays of the sun ,as you will be too damn busy fussing over whether Justin Bieber is a good human or not (also, stalking that secret person… I know you have one…. O.o )
Look at all the people who actually and factually look better than you, so that you stress over the fact of your beauty, which leads to pimples.. I swear pimples makes you look like the actual Mount Everest itself ( you know, it’s supposed to be a cool place,therefore it makes YOU cool… Get it?!) , my god people will keep staring at you ( I can’t necessarily promise you whether they are looking at you in a good way )
For the clothes , jump into your parents’s wardrobe and dig in some of their over sized clothes and wear them, so that more air enters your body because of it’s oversize-ness… Although at that point you may look like you ran away from a mental hospital or that some how you magical shrunk yourself except that the clothes remained the same size…(like in Alice in the wonderland)
So yeah people! These were my ultimate tips for the SUMMER LOOK this year. Make sure you follow these steps and you will be the best looking person (in a sort of a crappy good way 😉 ) in your neighbourhood!!
I know you all just wanna clap and thank me for these tips… Go on…
DO I KNOW FASHION OR WHAT?!
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