So, I was just surfing through my photos and noticed how many useless selfies I have taken. The worst part is , I realised not even one was worth admiring for even a mere 10 seconds. Is it just me, or does your okay looking face suddenly turns shit-ish when you click a selfie ? Like I swear, I get ready and look at myself in the mirror and think ” Quite good. ” , and I run to my phone to click selfie and boom. That selfie looks like a piece of treasure that NatGeo channel will use a thousand years later to show how a retarded pig looked like.
Making my angles look perfect in a selfie is as impossible as finding a piece of sense in the ” Anaconda ” video ! I might come across as some depressed and self obsessed teenager now, but hey! I ain’t tell no lie. This is indeed one big shitty truth that happens to me every time, and when I decide that I shall no longer take selfies, I find another million reasons to take one.
Then I go one Pinterest and see all these selfies and my urge to try out those poses is more than my fantasy to check whether Penguins have knees or not ( by the way, while writing that line I got distracted and went and checked the net. Apparently penguins do have knees… KNOWLEDGE. ) . I agree this is not the world problem no.1 and stuff. But I just want to know why any camera that I possess hates me so much.
Then I go google ” Ways to take a perfect selfie ” , and most people are like ” Get your angles right. “, and that is an extinct fact for me and then people say, ” Get the perfect lighting. “, and to be honest I always find the best lighting inside a bathroom for some reason and I am not that comfortable posting selfies taken from bathroom mirror . I have come to this point where I no longer expect the perfect selfies , that shit doesn’t just happen in my life !
Let’s face it we are all good at doing different things in life and taking a “good” selfie isn’t just my thing ( although, I will continue taking my below average selfies. ), for example I am talented at writing a four paragraph shit on my selfie taking ability ! Now is that talent or what ?!
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